Gadgets That Suck » Personal care

Do it yourself gadget: The Quick-Draw Gadget

Jake — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:15:39 +0000

If you’re unemployed or missing a social life: go make one! It’s creative though!

“I’ll show you how to make the Colgate Wisp Quick Draw Gadget so you too can be minty fresh without even having to reach into your pocket.”

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Strange and gross: Ear Wax Camera/Cleaner

Jake — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:14:56 +0000

I’m not sure if this is a gadget or a gross cleaning device. It’s strange, but, I’ve got to admit: inventive. I for one am not going to put a camera in my ear, or in any other cavity.

Source: TechBlog

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Eau the toilette by Victorinox

Jake — Wed, 06 May 2009 09:22:41 +0000

Victorinox, known from it’s survival gear (the swiss army knife), introduces the “Victorinox SWISS Unlimited Eau De Toilette”.

We think that this eau the toilette is meant to work as repellent for wild life, like bears and puma’s. It may help you to survive!

Source: Victorinox

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Asus laptop with infused scent

Jake — Mon, 04 May 2009 13:57:11 +0000

They’ve lost it at Asus: “ASUS today launched its new 13.3-inch notebook featuring an infused scent which comes in two different flavors; ‘musky black’ and ‘morning dew’.”

Why? Probably to mask the scent of your smelly colleagues. Or: if you use your laptop in the bathroom, you can prolong your stay there (hope they’ve improved the battery life). Just guessing here, off course :-]

Source: Aving

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Pillow alarm clock

Jake — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 10:14:20 +0000

Manufacturers know that it is sometimes hard to get out of bed. They also think that special kind of alarm ‘clocks’ will make it easier. They are wrong. (Philips however comes close with the wake up light.)

The wake up pillow will not work. It is most likely more annoying than a traditional alarm clock. When it’s time to get up it vibrates so your head will shake and you’re in a bad mood instantly. It might be a solution for the hearing-impaired though.

Source: Amazon Japan

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USB Warmer Mouse Pad

Jake — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:04:06 +0000

“USB warmer mouse pad can always keep your hand warm during using mouse in winter time.”

This gadget is brilliant if you’re doing research on the North Pole or Antarctica. Your fellow scientist will be so jealous!

Source: usb.brando.com.hk

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iPosture: be happier and sexier!

Jake — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:19:54 +0000

It’s a miracle! This is what the iPosture can do for you:

Women with improved posture become more attractive.
Men with good posture are seen as more successful.
Waist size is reduced an average of 2 inches in women who improve their posture
People with good posture are more productive.

If you are a big fan of TelSell, the Home Shopping Channel, etc. you’ll love this product. If not, maybe you should be: it will make your life so much better! Really; they pay doctors to prove it.

Source: iPosture

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The Sahara DryEar Fully Automatic Warm Air Ear Dryer

Jake — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:26:57 +0000

It’s a small hair dryer for your ears and is used by “Water enthusiasts”. If you look at the website, you might think the DryEar was invented in the seventies.

The way Sahara tries to sell this dryer should be a warning: it looks like the Home-Shopping-Channel-method (much ado about nothing).

Source: Gadget Garden

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