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Digital Wrench: another misplaced combo

Jake — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:17:53 +0000

“The Digital Ratchet Monkey Type is one of those things you don’t know you need until the first time you use it. Whether you’re working with autos, bikes, or anything else mechanical, too little torque risks a nut or bolt loosening inadvertently, and too much may damage your threads.”

Trust me: you’ll never need one. Have you ever damaged a nut or bolt or threads? We haven’t. Furthermore the display will always be in the way when working on hard to reach places (and they always are!).

Source: Japan Trend Shop

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Do it yourself gadget: The Quick-Draw Gadget

Jake — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:15:39 +0000

If you’re unemployed or missing a social life: go make one! It’s creative though!

“I’ll show you how to make the Colgate Wisp Quick Draw Gadget so you too can be minty fresh without even having to reach into your pocket.”

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Strange and gross: Ear Wax Camera/Cleaner

Jake — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:14:56 +0000

I’m not sure if this is a gadget or a gross cleaning device. It’s strange, but, I’ve got to admit: inventive. I for one am not going to put a camera in my ear, or in any other cavity.

Source: TechBlog

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The Pizza Boss 3000 – For Real Men

Jake — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:08:59 +0000

To be honest: this is of course a worthless gadget… but I like it and I think I need one.

“It’ll blast thru pepperoni, extra cheese, even those pesky anchovies”

Source: World Wide Fred

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Babyglow: there’s something fishy

Jake — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:40:18 +0000

We haven’t really looked into this gadget, but if someone (the baby in this case) looks that scared, there’s something fishy about it.

Source: Ubergizmo

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Pimp your pc

Jake — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 08:15:34 +0000

What can we say about this plastic wannabe? It looks like gold, it’s nerd-bling, it must feel like crap using it: The Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse.

Source: I want one of those

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Swiss Army Pocket Knife – cyber edition

Jake — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 10:13:13 +0000

Picture this: you’re stranded in the mountains and want to make a fire in a desperate attempt to survive. Lucky you brought your Swiss Army Pocket Knife. Now you can make a fire or kill a fish with the memory-stick….

This new Swiss Army Pocket Knife is made to survive in your cubicle.

Source: Victorinox

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USB Warmer Mouse Pad

Jake — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:04:06 +0000

“USB warmer mouse pad can always keep your hand warm during using mouse in winter time.”

This gadget is brilliant if you’re doing research on the North Pole or Antarctica. Your fellow scientist will be so jealous!

Source: usb.brando.com.hk

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Fridge freezer made for your iPod

Jake — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:56:34 +0000

The Gorenje Group came up with a brilliant designed fridge. But mind this: the fridge part of this gadget is an extra. Confused? It gets worse: the gadget we’re talking about is an iPod docking station… a docking station with build-in fridge.

It’s worthless as a docking station of course, but the design is beautiful, smooth, slick… I want one!

Source: Gorenje Group

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iPosture: be happier and sexier!

Jake — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:19:54 +0000

It’s a miracle! This is what the iPosture can do for you:

Women with improved posture become more attractive.
Men with good posture are seen as more successful.
Waist size is reduced an average of 2 inches in women who improve their posture
People with good posture are more productive.

If you are a big fan of TelSell, the Home Shopping Channel, etc. you’ll love this product. If not, maybe you should be: it will make your life so much better! Really; they pay doctors to prove it.

Source: iPosture

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